Curse

sigshane · Oct 16, 2008, 01:10 PM // 13:10

Doing D'Alessio Seaboard, of all missions, with a junior player (won't call him a noob here), and since my secondary is a caster, I offer to carry the offering while he fights off MOBs (W/). While at the Confessor's location, he is fighting off every undead that comes around, and his reward for all the kills? Two Decayed Orr Emblems and a couple of purple vestments. Mine? TWO white dyes and two golds!

The golds were both melee weapons, so I offered them to him - unID'ed, and he declined, so I ID'ed them for my Wisdom title.

Shane

SuruBl4ck · Oct 16, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56

Teaching my friend IRL how to play for the first time and during his first mission, he gets two black and one white dye.

Risus · Oct 16, 2008, 10:45 PM // 22:45

My biggest LOLWTF....spending literally 30 hours Rollerbeetle Racing alll f---ing Dragon Festival weekend (festival right after first Greased Lightnings were given out), finally sit myself at r54 at quarterlies, then NO GREASED LIGHTNINGS WERE AWARDED!?!?!?!?! AAAAHHHHH SPAM ANET 500 EMAILS QQ'ING MY HEAD OFF =( Still no minipet LOLWTF waste of time

RudyNam · Oct 17, 2008, 05:02 AM // 05:02

About a year ago I was in RA in a team with 4 monks - I was the only smiter. We killed the rest of the team except a trapper and, he just ran around using troll unguent until 55:00 and said "rock, paper, scissors?" We agreed, and won, and he left right at 60:00. I still have a screen shot

Pupu · Oct 17, 2008, 06:40 AM // 06:40

Logging onto to each page of guru just to be spammed by an army of ads and a frozen browser page for 2mins+, gg guru.

general shaun · Oct 17, 2008, 12:36 PM // 12:36

my biggest lolwtf moment was in pre, just started an ele, was level one on way to ashford killed a scale and got a black dye

Skyy High · Oct 17, 2008, 12:40 PM // 12:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pupu

Logging onto to each page of guru just to be spammed by an army of ads and a frozen browser page for 2mins+, gg guru.

Since switching to Google Chrome, I haven't seen a single ad from Guru. =D

keesie · Oct 17, 2008, 04:44 PM // 16:44

that 1-hit KO frenzy sin

PnoyPlaYa · Oct 18, 2008, 08:12 PM // 20:12

Biggest LOL WTF for me is: My Dad Playing.
2 Tormented Items=gone
300k=gone
Latest Mini Pets=gone
My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too.
where do i find it?
...................On my Dads Account.............
*the power of having 2 computers*

komma · Oct 18, 2008, 08:25 PM // 20:25

HawkofStorms · Oct 18, 2008, 09:39 PM // 21:39

Some guy in RA the other day said "you suck noob, you couldn't even kill one guy." I PM him back "umm... I killed 3 players that fight learn to count" only to get the dreaded DND message. Le sigh. Idiots.

mastar of warrior · Oct 18, 2008, 09:47 PM // 21:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by PnoyPlaYa

Biggest LOL WTF for me is: My Dad Playing.
2 Tormented Items=gone
300k=gone
Latest Mini Pets=gone
My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too.
where do i find it?
...................On my Dads Account.............
*the power of having 2 computers*

Lol , Epic.. just Epic lol..

Asplode · Oct 20, 2008, 05:15 AM // 05:15

This is not photoshopped. From November 1st, 2005, an actual GWGuru banner ad:

DarklingKiller · Oct 20, 2008, 06:06 AM // 06:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by asplode

this is not photoshopped. From november 1st, 2005, an actual gwguru banner ad:

lol wtf? ...

ALF71BE · Oct 20, 2008, 06:37 AM // 06:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asplode

snip

I lol'd.

When I was doing Dasha Vestibule for the first time and heard Margrid saying some communist crap about money not being everything.

I sent her back to the kitchen right away.

Laylat · Oct 20, 2008, 07:21 AM // 07:21

Most recent one:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10331600

Crunk N Monkey · Oct 20, 2008, 09:46 AM // 09:46

got an ecto drop from a lvl 11 fire imp outside LA.

Zacchius · Oct 20, 2008, 03:20 PM // 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laylat

Most recent one:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10331600

lolz

this happened a while ago when an update caused my gw to become retarded. As I was running around in my gh I saw my legs up in the sky. wtflol

Mitchel · Oct 20, 2008, 03:36 PM // 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crunk N Monkey

got an ecto drop from a lvl 11 fire imp outside LA.

Yeah, nice try.

My biggest, recent LOLWTF moment was when I saw Meteor go from 3 to 2 seconds casting time

Numa Pompilius · Oct 20, 2008, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Back when people were farming griffons outside Augury Rock, I was, uh, farming griffons outside Augury Rock with my warrior, when I noticed one minotaur wouldn't attack. If I tried to move towards it, it moved away, always staying just outside spell reach.

The minotaur followed me around as I cleared the area, and was still following me when I'd killed all griffons and mapped back to Augury.

I don't know if it was a GM checking if I was a bot (or just messing with me), but whatever it was it sure was lolwtf.